taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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mostawkwardmomentss:

When I get a random boner while watching TV

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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Bullets are the food stamps of Mario Kart, you can’t really enjoy them too much because you know you just earned them because you had nothing else.