Everything bagels aren’t named that for what’s on them, they’re named for what they mean in life.

Fling: The less committal way to send snapchat nudes.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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mostawkwardmomentss:

When I get a random boner while watching TV

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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